Santa calls an ambulance ... because his mate Banta had been hit by a car...... Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose ... and ears and I think both his legs are broken. ... 'Operator: 'What is your location sir?' ... Santa: 'Outside 28 Connaught Place ... 'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' ... Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute ... Operator: 'Are you there sir?' ... More heavy breathing and another minute later.... Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' ... This goes on for another few minutes until .... Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. ... Can you still hear me?' ... Santa: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road .... aap Minto Road ki spelling note karo...