Most Hilarious Funny Jokes

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead.  Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? A: From Eggplants. Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was eggspelled! Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? A: She had to call an eggs-terminator! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: a hot cross bunny Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days. Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop? A: A chocolate one! Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q:...

Knock, knock!  Who's there?  Alma.  Alma who?   Alma: Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more? Knock, knock!  Who's there?   Arthur.  Arthur who?  Arthur: any more eggs to decorate? Knock, knock!  Who's there?   Donna.   Donna who?  Donna: want to decorate some eggs? Knock, knock!  Who's there?   Harvey.  Harvey who?  Harvey: good Easter everyone. Knock, knock!  Who's there?   Heidi.   Heidi who?   Heidi: the eggs around the house. Knock, knock! Who's there?  Howard.  Howard who?   Howard: you like a chocolate bunny? Knock, knock!  Who's there?  Police.  Police who?  Police: hurry up and decorate your eggs. Knock, knock!  Who's there?  Sherwood.  Sherwood who?  Sherwood: like to have an Easter basket like yours. Knock, knock!  Who's...