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Funny Santa Banta Whatsapp jokes - Santa call an ambulance

Santa calls an ambulance ...
because his mate Banta had been hit by a car......

Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick,
he's bleeding from his nose ...
and ears and I think both his legs are broken. ...

'Operator: 'What is your location sir?' ...

Santa: 'Outside 28 Connaught Place ...

'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' ...
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute ...

Operator: 'Are you there sir?' ...
More heavy breathing and another minute later....

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'  ...
This goes on for another few minutes until ....

Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. ...
Can you still hear me?' ...

Santa: 'Yes, sorry bout dat...
I couldn't spell Connaught place,
so I just dragged him round to Minto road ....
aap Minto Road ki spelling note karo...
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