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Funny Hindi WhatsApp Message collection -16/05/15

शादीशुदा आदमी की ज़िन्दगी में दो खर्चे तो लगे ही हें... बीवी गोरी हो तो.. Sun Screen... और काली हो तो... Fair & Lovely..... #### कहते हैं जो हँसा, उसका घर बसा़। पर जिसका घर बसा, उससे पूछो...... वह फिर कब हँसा?? #### बीवी को सम...

Husband wife jokes

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..  The story continues.... The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. 😆 Story continues.... Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE. 😎 Fresh absolutely fresh....

Modern wife

An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband : I am gng out wid my frens for dinner. Your dinner is on the recipe book, page 25 and ingredients are available at Reliance Fresh