Most Hilarious Funny Jokes

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs. Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him  tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?" He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"  👍 😝😝😝

नीता: तुम्हारे पति हमेशा ही घर समय पर कैसे पहुंचते हैं? मीता: मैंने एक आसान सा नियम बनाया हुआ है... . . . . 'चुदाई  ठीक 9 बजे शुरू हो जाएगी  ,चाहे तुम घर पहुंचो या नहीं!' 😂😂😆

A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ... Teacher: What happened? Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend. Teacher: But how did your spectacles break? Boy: She closed her legs!!

दुल्हन की विदाई पर ससुर ने जो एक दुकानदार था, एक परचा जमाई राजा के हाथ में दिया जिसमें लिखा था- गया हुआ माल वापिस नहीं होगा। जमाई उसका भी बाप था, जवाब में उसने भी एक पर्चा दे दिय...

I was left confused when I read one girl's Facebook status as 'Bang Bang tonight..... Damn Excited!' 😜

Boy:Tumhe mai Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet..? Girl: Kya Stupid Question hai ye? Boy:Nahi Janu Batao na? Girl: Ofcourse Tum Hi Ab Batao Q Pucha? Boy:Toilet K Liye To Tum Foran Salwar Utaar Deti ho Magar Mujhe Bahut Minnate Karni Parti Hai Q.?  Wah ustaad wah kya Kutta Dimag paya hai...

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email. His’ wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot" Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? Answer is: One hundred people who don't do dick. ...

Feel dis joke tooo....  A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle.  KID: My new bicycle has been stolen. ... POLICE: When did u notice? KID: This morning. ... POLICE: Do you have a suspect? KID: Yes,my MUM and DAD. ... POLICE: why did u suspect them?  KID: yesterday @ midnight i heard MUM saying make it stand well so I can sit on it very well ''and DAD said ''climb up fast so it won't fall.  Then MUM said ''push slowly slowly don't hurt me.... Police: hahahaha, boy na senior bicycle be that ooo...not yours!!!!