Funny WhatsApp jokes

Sometimes...!!
I think...
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& Sometimes...!!
I don't..!!!

Aisa hi chalta hai,apna to...
koi fix nahi hota hai ��

1 admi ki 6 Ungliya thi...
sab log use Radhe Shyam kehte the..
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Batao Q ??
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kyu ki Radhe Shyam hi uska naam tha..
Faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.
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Jab kutte ki maut
aati hai..
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To kutta mar jata he..
Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye.
Kutta hai koi Rajnikant nahi.. 

आज कल के बच्चे।
Buzurg: Beta kaise ho ??
Boy: Uncle theek hu,

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai ??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
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Buzurg: Matlab ??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose..

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Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears..!!!
Saali gayi kahan..?☺
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Do u know..???
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane dene
wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone dene wali beemari kaun si hai..??
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..
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