अब यह तोहीन नहीं सही जाती
विदेश में तूफ़ान आये तो उसका नाम
'केटरीना' और भारत में तूफान आये
तो 'हुद हुद'
इन्कलाब की आवाज बुलंद करो
और अबकी बार तूफ़ान का नाम
'केजरीवाल' रखो, हो सकता है आने
से पहले ही पलट जाए... ������
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? A: From Eggplants. Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was eggspelled! Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? A: She had to call an eggs-terminator! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: a hot cross bunny Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days. Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop? A: A chocolate one! Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q:...
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