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Strange Fact - hilarious but true

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
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Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess...
As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...
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In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
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If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
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Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
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Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
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If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
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If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
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If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
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When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
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If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
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Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
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Can You Cry Under Water.?
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Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
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