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Funny whatsapp joke : sell him on olx

Girl : Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, And now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber. I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy... Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online. Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up with your husband... Sell him on OLX....
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Husband wife jokes

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..  The story continues.... The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. 😆 Story continues.... Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE. 😎 Fresh absolutely fresh....
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Abhishek bachan to Aradhya

Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first love... Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha his ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek uncle... Ash n Abhishek shocked Aradhya: Idea Internet jab lagaving... India ko no ullo banaoing....no ullo banaoing...
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