Most Hilarious Funny Jokes

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..  The story continues.... The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. 😆 Story continues.... Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE. 😎 Fresh absolutely fresh....

⛔ CAUTION : ⛔ Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name : "WIFE" ......  Never save it as "wife 1" and "wife 2"...  : from a Hospitalised Husband... 

This one beats them all.....Sonia ne manmohan se kaha "ab to apna maun vrat tod do son of sardaar"...... To manmohanji bhi bol pade "Abki baar Modi sarkar "

Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first love... Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha his ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek uncle... Ash n Abhishek shocked Aradhya: Idea Internet jab lagaving... India ko no ullo banaoing....no ullo banaoing...

People drink  & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....! I'm studying📚 since nursery  But still not addicted to studying This is called 'self control'

Boy:Tumhe mai Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet..? Girl: Kya Stupid Question hai ye? Boy:Nahi Janu Batao na? Girl: Ofcourse Tum Hi Ab Batao Q Pucha? Boy:Toilet K Liye To Tum Foran Salwar Utaar Deti ho Magar Mujhe Bahut Minnate Karni Parti Hai Q.?  Wah ustaad wah kya Kutta Dimag paya hai...

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email. His’ wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot" Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.